Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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