We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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