she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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