New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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