Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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