A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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