Me. At least after what I've been through.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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