i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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