I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i now understand why vodka
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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