There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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