people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He shit in the fireplace
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