Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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