I wish I could teleport
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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