Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
