am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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