My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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