So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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