It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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