She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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