We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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