No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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