My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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