If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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