Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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