clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Semen is not good for contacts.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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