That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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