Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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