as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
can u get pink eye on your cock?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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