she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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