didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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