well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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