what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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