Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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