Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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