all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Every concussion has its silver lining
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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