So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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