Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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