And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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