Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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