Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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