piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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