Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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