HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Never underestimate the power of titties
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