I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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