I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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