he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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