Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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