So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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