Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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