Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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