apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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