Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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