fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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