i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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