whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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