TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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