Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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