You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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