Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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