I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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