shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You're so nebulous sometimes
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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