fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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